where is sara? pt. 2

on my blog on myspace, i had listed several "excuses" on a post as to why sara had not attended a social event with me. due to her current station in life as a ph.d. student, her time does not permit excessive socializing. i, of course, despite my crazy schedule do my best to get out when i can with friends. anyhow, instead of just answering, "she's home reading." or "she's home studying, " we decided to get creative with the excuses for her lack of attendance. i was at my friend, raeann's house last night with several other friends from school learning how to play bunco. despite its name, it was pretty fun and we tried to pump up the energy during the rounds. the alcohol may have helped...just a bit. here are this event's excuses:

1. she's "waiting, waiting on the world to change"
2. still mourning Anna Nicole
3. getting Britney Spears' new haircut to emulate her idol
4. posting videos of our cats on YouTube
5. only plays CRAPS for money to support her habit
6. celebrating Al Gore winning an Oscar
7. still watching the Oscars
8. sorting out the collapse of the Asian stock market
9. practicing new tumbling routine for the next Oscars
10. trying to dismantle my blog
11. searching for a copy of The Secret
12. poking pins in her Elizabeth Hasselbeck voodoo doll
13. wondering "why would ANYONE want to hurt Dick Cheney?"
14. she's brushing her hair