i have become the official exterminator in the relationship. pictured on the left is dale gribble of king of the hill. sara and i are fans of this cartoon created by mike judge (who created beavis and butthead). dale is an exterminator that is somewhat paranoid about conspiracy theories and is never without his cigarettes. i'm a much milder form of dale. i'm only mildly paranoid and enjoy only the occasional cigarette. and i am confined to exterminating merely the few unlucky creatures that make their way into our apartment.
my cats are the seekers. they find them almost immediately, which draws sara's attention. then, i am called from whatever i'm concentrating on at the moment to become the exterminator. i did not ask for this role. i do not enjoy it. however, i AM pretty good at it. i don't even get to carry cool chemicals, wear the orange jumpsuit or the sunglasses. it is me, the bug, and a paper towel. pretty sexy, eh?
almost as sexy as dale.
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